Crazy Human-Coralian Graffiti Couple Wanted!
Submitted by Blu El Angelo
Disgraced hero Renton Thurston, son of the late hero Adrock Thurston,
and Eureka are wanted by the U.F. Force for grand-scale environmental damage on
the Moon. Shortly after saving the world in what is now known as the
Second Summer of Love, Renton, age 16, with his girlfriend Eureka, also
age 16, callously engraved their names and love for each other through unknown
means in a heart shape covering nearly one half of the Moon's surface,
clearly visible each night. The once beautiful Moon that provided us
with such moonlight to dance in is now tarnished by malicious
vandalism. The public has been asked to keep all vehicles out of
sight as the two delinquents appear to have a peculiar interest in
either talking to or tinkering with them.
The star-crossed couple were last seen a year ago at the heart of
Operation Nenokatasu where they soon vanished, reports that the couple
have been spending the last year traveling around the world spreading
the message of how to love each other are unconfirmed, but a source in
the U.F. who went by the name of D.S. had this to say: "I wouldn't
be surprised especially if it's him doing that, in fact it wouldn't be
unprecedented. My contacts informed me that on another planet there
was this wanted man who was known as "Vash the Stampede" who after
causing considerable damage
went on to persuade others that the world is full of love and peace."
Authorities are also looking into the matter of child neglect by
the couple of three minors. Renton's grandfather Axel, refused to
comment.
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Wanted criminals Renton Thurston and Eureka take the time to pose for cool pictures.
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