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DIX NEUF RETIRES

Submitted by Mars Times

After many years of valiant service protecting humanity, the venerable Buster Machine, Dix Neuf, has recently announced his plans to retire. "I've spent many years battling humanity's enemies, but recent events have shown me that it's time to step back from the front lines, and allow humans to discover their own powers."

The recent events that he is likely referring to is the revelation that the creatures the organization 'Fraternity' had been fighting were in fact an automated security system left behind by the old Imperial Space Navy and the subsequent assault on the Sol system by a true Variable Gravity Well (space monster).

"It's truly a sad day," former Topless pilot, Lark Melk Marre, told reporters. "But he's already given so much too humanity that I think he has earned it."

Though Dix Neuf is retiring from the frontline he has stated that he will instead take up a teaching position at Mars academy. "I want to spend the rest of my years preparing young minds to go forth and explore the universe."



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