VOLTRON LION FILE FOR DIVORCE January, 2007. Planet Arus - After more than two millennia together, the Black Lion has have filed for divorce from the Lions team, citing irreconcilable differences. How this will affect their five dedicated pilots is still unknown, but we expect that custody will result in the group being separated in some fashion. In an interview, Black Lion stated that the primary cause of the divorce was infidelity on the part of Green and Blue Lion, which had both been seen spending a lot of social time with the robots of Genesic GaoGaiGar. "We live and work as a family. Being the Voltron Lions takes commitment and honesty, and personally, I don't want to be putting my appendages somewhere Straight Gao might have been. That guy has a habit of being a player. He's got a history of breaking up teams like you wouldn't believe." We asked Keith, Black Lion's member of the Voltron force, to comment. "I'm very upset about this. I'm really afraid I'm never going to see the other members of the force again. Black Lion said we're moving to another galaxy and we're going to join another team. I don't want to be a part of another team!" Blue Lion and Green Lion both declined to comment. You can read more about this story at www.giantrobotgossip.com Back to Front Page Breaking up the band? Let's form shared custody?
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