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Pink Hippos invade the Gunion Offices

December ,2006.

In what can only be described as an office wide mass hallucination, almost all members of the Gunion staff have begun to see pink Gundam hippos, or Gunppos throughout the office today. A doctor called in to check on the worst cases says that the hippos could be a result of excessive stress related to the release of the first issue of the. AHH!! There! There's another damn pink gunppo in my coffee! How can I drink that now? Umm..wait where was I? Oh yes, anyways, The stress could be related to our first issue being released.

The editor in chief has said that we.. we.. DAMNIT!

I was going to eat that dounut!
Thanks a lot you stupid hippo! The editor says we should just ignore you little, annoying, stupid pink things and go about our day, and that we can all relax after the issue is released. so I'm going to continue writing this article. hippo..hippo.hipppppo. HIPPOS!!!

Go Away!!

Umm. I dunno what to do. They keep showing upp in everything I try to do. oh great, now they are eating myyy spellchecker.
That's not coool. Stupid Gunppos!

What is your problem!!

THAT'S IT I QUIT!!!!



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