|Squirtle Sues Gurren Brigade, Demands Royalties
Somewhere on the Surface
In the wake of Kamina’s sudden death, the Gurren Brigade was hit with another fatal blow, receiving a summons to appear in the Beastman capital to be brought up on legal charges. Squirtle, last remaining Pokemon in existence, has filed a lawsuit claiming that the Gurren squad’s signature object, a pair of triangular sunglasses, is in violation of the ancient Squirtle Squad patent and trademark on spiky glasses.
“Squirtle, Squirtle… squirt, squirtle tle squirttle tlesquirt.”
Simon, current leader of the Gurren Brigade, refused comment, saying only that the charges were ridiculous and adding: "Who does he think we are?" Meanwhile, the Gurren Brigade has taken a short leave in order to reflect on their recent loss.
The Gunion Apologizes.
To the Gurren Brigade,
The Gunion would like to apologize and give our best wishes to the remaining member of the Gurren Brigade. We apologize for making your life a funny piece for public consumption, and we really didn’t mean for GAINAX to kill of Kamina so soon. Again, our bad.
The Gunion Staff
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Former movie star and immortal, Squirtle in a file photo from his heyday.