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Local Mobile Suit Hangar Plagued by Vandalism.



Submitted by SolidZaku

In the war against the Earth Federation, soldiers on both ends of the conflict will try to demean the enemy with psychological attacks. On the evening of December fifth, however, the conflict reached a new low. As guards from the Principality of Zeon patrolled the Mobile Suit hangars of California Base, one of them noticed graffiti spray painted on a number of the Zaku II's stationed there. The guard, Bill Markesan, had this to say,

"Well, I was just on the first patrol when I shined a light on one of the Mobile Suits we keep here in California. At first I thought I was seeing the morning light messing with my eyes, but when I took a closer look, I saw the paint. This is some pretty childish stuff, even for the Feddies."

While the Earth Federation has denied any involvement in the incident, General Revil of the Federal Forces, made this comment: "I've seen the pictures of the scene, and while the Federation had nothing to do with this vandalism, I do have to admit it's fairly funny."

The Zabi family has denied comment, but says that any further defacement of Zeonic property will result in further attacks across the planet. This is somewhat ironic in the fact that the Zeon occupation force is reporting losses on every corner of the globe.

Federation bases have also noticed an upswing in vandalism. Despite the high level of secrecy surrounding the Federation headquarters in Jaburo, a number of reports claim that the GM's there have been found with markings such as "S-Noidz 4 Life." On a similar note, the company that produces the high quantities of paint needed for Mobile Suit production have posted its quarterly earnings and are reportedly exceeding their estimates by hundreds of millions of dollars.



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Pffft.... S-Noidz.... lol.

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