Since we started running this site, we've gotten our share off odd emails, some of them being very funny. Some are so funny (and strange) that we decided we couldn't keep them to ourselves. So we present this archive of odd email for you to enjoy. Some are funny, some are mean, and some are downright stupid. Have fun.

Updates
This e-mail was sent by a shining example of humanity, who was apparently displeased by our not updating the Gundam SEED DESTINY reviews quickly enough. The e-mail is reproduced with all caps and the original font size to emphasize his displeasure.

Channel Surfing
This first email is actually a series of eight emails from the same person. Apparently, this moron has never heard of a wonderful invention called the TV Guide.

Sorry for this email but what the hell channel is toonami on???!!! I need to know cause i have no idea when the shows are on and the channel!!!! please email me back!!!

I need to know what channel toonami is on because i have no frigin idea what the hell channel it is on!!! So please email me back, so I can get the channel it is on!!!

wait but what channel exactly?

do you know the exact channel though???

But i know its on cartoon network, but what exactly, channel is it on???

ok you are one motherfucker who comes from a shitty country, u act all snobby, look dont come here to North AMerica on a boat, come with some dignity, u know what dont come at all, ok u piece of shit,u guyz over there are uo cocky when u come here, i hope u die and go to hell,

Ok, one thing is that i live in Canada and in british columbia. The tv guides here don't tell you for some reason or i will have to look somehow because we never get tv guides anymore!!! Do you know the channel here? If not, can you tell me what channel cartoon network is on over there where you live?

HEY BUDDY!!! CANADA RULES AND WHERE EVER YOU LIVE, IT PROBALY SUCKS!!! SO PISS ON YOU POO SNIGGAR!!! OH HELL YAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! i am not emailing you anymore and not going to your site anymore!!!

As you can see, this guy has no clue about grammar, among other things. He just doesn't seem to understand that channel numbers are different in different areas. Even more so if one person lives in the United States and the other in Canada. I don't think Canada is so backwards that you can't get a TV Guide.

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